I think it's stupid that business people have to do this. But our lawyers wouldn't let me put up this site unless I stuck on the standard legal stuff. Why? Because some people like to blame others for their problems.

In England where I live at the moment, we aren't allowed power sockets installed in the bathroom because some idiot 50 years ago had a bath with his toaster. In America, businesses get sued every day because some customers don't take responsibility for their life (like the guy who crashed his motorhome, then tried to put in a negligence case against the manufacturers. He said because it wouldn't keep driving while he went in the back and made a sandwich sandwich – source http://www.darwinawards.com/).

This page is quite a mouthful but I have tried to simplify it as best I could.

Basically it's the usual legalese guff: we'll deliver what we said we would. You'll take responsibility for your actions and won't do something dumb with the info we give you (like swimming with kitchen appliances); and generally that we'll both be good people and do lots of stuff together.

The modified Lawyerspeak version follows... hopefully you'll get a chuckle out of it at the same time.


TERMS AND CONDITIONS DELIVERY Usually products are shipped within 2 working days of an order. If you’re living in the USA then delivery is within 3 days of being shipped. If you live in Uzbekistan then the mule may take longer to reach you so delivery will be a bit longer. Officially, goods are sent on or before 30 days after approval or acceptance of funds to our accounts. We'll do our best to ensure you get your products as soon as possible but arrival time is dependant on local and international carriers - therefore we can't be held liable for delays.
USE OF INFORMATION The information we give you (including but not limited to the info on this site and in the packs, kits, emails and courses) is for informational and educational purposes only and Matthew White Publishing won't be held liable for any damages arising from its usage. We don't make any types of claims that require FDA, TGA, EPA, IRS, ICC, IOC or any other Alphabet Organisation's approval or regulatory acceptance and you accept that our products are not a substitute for advice from various professionals.

We honestly believe that our products are valuable and will improve people's lives but in legal terminology they are not sold or offered as being fit for purpose. We make suggestions in good faith but your usage of those suggestions is your own choice and as a result all the consequences of that usage (good or bad) are yours. Having said that, no change on your part will occur unless you put into action any advice given.

GUARANTEES Guarantees will be honoured for for any product they were advertised with. As you can see by the spelling of “honoured” we’re running by UK law. Basically it means you’ll be 100% covered by any guarantee. You’ll get your money back and it’ll happen promptly.


REFUNDS Refunds or replacements not covered by guarantees will be given if the goods arrive damaged from transit or due to a mistake in printing, but not from poor choosing or second thoughts, buyer's remorse, etc. Basically we think the products are good, and so did you at the time of buying. The decision for a refund or a replacement is at our sole discretion. We are however reasonable people and we expect others in the world to be (until or unless they show otherwise) so if you have a complaint or wish to claim for a refund or replacement the first step is to contact us by email stating why. We'll usually then require you to send back the goods in their current condition so we can swap them for you. If the product was faulty then we won't be covering your delivery costs back to us though - only the product cost paid.

LOCAL VARIATIONS Of course, all of the above is subject to local laws where absolutely required, meaning things like your statutory rights are not affected, etc. But that also means that you are required to follow the laws of your local area for example minimum age to purchase material or give information to us (like our email lists) or the payment of local taxes, compliance with export restrictions etc. In other words, it is legal for us to make and sell the information where we are, but it is up to you to make sure it is legal for you to buy or use the information where you are.
PAYMENTS Payments are in US$ will be drawn as such from you account. All other currencies will be charged by the appropriate US$ amount and will be converted by your bank at their rates. This will be noted on your statements and may have minor exchange fluctuations as a result.

The parent company is Practical Results Network Ltd and that’s the name you’ll see appear on your statements (it’s our trading name). We occasionally use the trading names of the websites you deal with – after talking with customers like you, we’ve been told it makes it easier to understand.




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